#Zombie driver cars driver#
Satisfying as the ghoul-killin’ is, however, Zombie Driver is held back by its fair share of flaws, primary amongst them the camera’s ability to induce nausea after a relatively short period of time. And rescuing survivors, but that’s really only so you can get upgrades. The game makes it abundantly clear that you are to worry about two things, and two things only: killing zombies and getting upgrades. Not to mention that since you car only takes damage from zombies, you don’t have to worry about being a particularly good driver hit a wall going 80mph and you’ll have just as much health after your car slams to a halt as you did before. The actual act of running into zombies slows your car down a bit and opens you up to attack, thus instigating constant, small arguments between the logical part of your brain that wants to survive and the part that just likes watchin’ zombies die real good. Body parts fly every which-a-way, blood streaks across the ground from the point of impact, and so on and so forth. You’ll face hundreds of zombies at a time, and the act of dispatching them is exactly as satisfying as it oughtta be. But that’s nowhere near as exciting as what the label “porno-games” initially implies.) (I’m thinking about calling them porno-games since they please the unsophisticated, reptillian parts of our brains in roughly the same way that penises entering vaginas do.
#Zombie driver cars tv#
Zombie Driver belongs to the as-yet-unnamed genre that also counts Borderlands, Serious Sam, and SMASH TV amongst its ranks - games which provide simple, unpretentious fun and gore without attempting to muck things up with an obtrusive story or effect any emotions other than empowerment and satisfaction. Okay, first things first: is the actual act of running over, blowing up, burning, and vaporizing zombies enjoyable in Zombie Driver? Yes, yes, and yes.
If you need to know more than that in order to hit the jump and read the review, you obviously did not notice that the name of the game is Zombie Driver.
The review will tell you, in my opinion, whether or not the act of running over and killing zombies with a car is an entertaining as it should be. The game is about running zombies over in a car and killing them with weapons attached to said car. This is a review for a game called Zombie Driver.
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